Replying to Topic 'Not fast enough!!!'
Steve6er,
I've decided that you must a Mazda ringer put here by King Carl XVI Gustaf himself (at least that's whom ask.com is saying is the head of state so my apologies if I am wrong).
Shall we analyze the facts as they are available?
1. You write excellent English. Therefore you must be educated and likely of the nobility.
2. You seem to have many friends with nice cars. Again, evidence of being an all around good guy with connections...likely part of a stately old family of Swedish nobility.
3. You also seem to have impeccable taste in cars...obviously loving Mazda. Of course, good taste and Swedes pretty much go together by default but again evidence of proper upbringing.
Therefore, I have obviously proven the fact that you have the bearing, upbringing and education to represent Sweden excellently here on Mazdaatenza.com. A perfect choice for King Carl XVI.
So, now I turn to my second hypothesis:
1. You have driven a Mazda6. For those of us stuck here in the good old US of A, this is direct evidence that you must have factory connections (we don't like to think that we are stuck getting the cars last).
2. You know a lot about cars. Thus, you must work in the car industry.
3. You know a lot about Mazda. Thus, you must work at Mazda.
Now, you might try to poke holes in this neatly tied up case of deductive reasoning (yes, you may call me Perry Mason) but remember, the stronger your denial, the greater the support for my arguments.
So, just admit that you are a Swedish noble who inherited Mazda of Sweden from his great uncle who won the franchise in a poker game with the Emperor Hirohito in 1922 while both were hunting lions in Kenya. You've put thru numerous improvements to the company, leading it to greatness and having Mazda of Sweden be a beacon of egality and brotherhood to the downtrodden masses heretofore forced to drive crappy cars like those butt ugly Citroens.
The King noticed your brilliant work and, in a drive to increase the greater reach of Mazda and bring greater glory to Mazda of Sweden (after all, the national pride of Saab is now owned by dirty Americans as is Volvo [hmmm...Mazda is also owned by those same stinking Yankees who own Volvo but let's overlook that minor detail) asked you to participate as much as you can here on these humble forums.
Well, for one, I thank you for your knowledgeable, witty and numerous postings. May you beat Kenoka to be the first to get to Post 200!!!
:luxhello:
MM
(obviously everybody in my house is asleep and there's nothing good on television tonight!)