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XXX-rated...:D

There was a young plumber out of Leigh,
who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
The girl said "stop plumbing,
I hear someone's coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing: "It's me!"

Ouch!
 

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D :D :D :D:

There once was a gal from Albina,
who had an enormous v****a.
All her young men,
were afraid they'd fall in,
so they boffed her tight little behina!.
 

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Here's my Limerick - Ironically No "6" under the Rude Ones !

There was a young girl from Australia
Who thought all dicks were a failure
So she lay on her back
And opened her crack
And in backed a lorry and trailer.

:hoho
 

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There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
He dreamed of Venus
While he played with his penis
And woke up with a handful of goo.

:p
 

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Yeah, I KNOW! And I'm still trying to figure out a way to get out of it with some of my pride intact!

yiaa-yiaa (that's monkey for ho-ho):D
 

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Yeah, I guess it kinda fits in here. And that says it all about "in here"...:sarc :D
 

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WTF!?
 

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Yep, but with statements like that, it's not hard to become one.
*hit* *hit* *hit* *click*

There you go...another post... :D
 

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QUOTE
Originally posted by Kincaid


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Originally posted by ATL


            WTF!?[/b]
Another Post Whore in here. :sarc [/b][/quote]

:p YEAH BABY YEAH!!!:D
 
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