i've been through 4 geese already. their necks keep breaking and then everything goes all limp no matter how much up and down attaction. i'm sure ducks can be sub'ed. old mc donalds farm next door should have some, so i'll try that latter.
(p.s. yeah it's removed by twisting anti-clock wise.)
No, no, no! First, you have to take that soft rag. Crumple it into a ball.
Then, take the hammer and the goose. Feed the goose a lemon cookie. While the goose is eating, place the rag under your arm and squeeze to restrict bloodflow into your arm. When your arm goes numb, remove the rag and replace it with the goose. With your good hand, wrap the soft rag around your head - don't worry, just do the best you can - the more coverage the better, but you don't have to cover it completely. Take the hammer in your hand which should now be at the pins-and-needles stage. Hop from left foot to right foot, back and forth, while chanting "whoop whoop whoop".