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With the threat of deportation, an illegal hispanic imagrant decided to take the test to become an American Citizen. After all the required paperwork was in order, The citizenship case worker administered the written exam. The "illegal" passed with flying colors, only to find out that he would need to pass a vebal test as well.

The case worker explained that he, the illegal, would need to use the words GREEN, PINK, YELLOW and STATUE in a statement.

"Illegal" replied: "Chew-gotta be kitty me, Dats easy!"
Case worker replied: "Whenever your ready"
"Illegal" replied: "The telephone GREEN, I PINK it up, say YELLOW?, Juan STATUE? :D

Case worker sat back, :headscrat: and said "Welcome to America". :shocked:
 

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Funny joke that shows jut how hard some people find English... :)

Reminds me of this one:

After his first baseball game, a Mexican was asked what he thought.

He replied "Evry body so nice. Before game start, people stood and asked 'Jose, can you see?'"


And the old:

Little Johnny was called to the front of the class and asked to use these three words in a sentence:

Defeat. Defense. Detail.

He grinned and said "De Fox jumped over Defense. Defeat went before Detail."
 

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Funny joke that shows jut how hard some people find English... :)

Reminds me of this one:

After his first baseball game, a Mexican was asked what he thought.

He replied "Evry body so nice. Before game start, people stood and asked 'Jose, can you see?'"
And the old:

Little Johnny was called to the front of the class and asked to use these three words in a sentence:

Defeat. Defense. Detail.

He grinned and said "De Fox jumped over Defense. Defeat went before Detail."
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Classic!
 
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